Raise your hand if after six weeks of fantasy football you can map
out a scenario in which your team would be dominating.
"If only Shannon
Sharpe was healthy, Kordell
Stewart was more accurate and Napoleon
Kaufman would get the ball, I'd be doing great."
We've all heard and said lines such as this throughout our fantasy careers.
As we come to find out, the most brutally honest answer is: Sharpe isn't
healthy, Stewart isn't accurate and Kaufman is no longer the man in Oakland.
One of the biggest pitfalls in fantasy football is waiting around for
a player who should be performing to actually perform. We think that waiting
just one more week will mark the turnaround for a player and he will be
a fantasy workhorse the rest of the way. This is a good strategy in the
first few weeks, when you don't want to panic while veteran players come
out of the gate a little slow. After that, however, living in denial is
a sure way to find yourself out of the playoff race in Week 12, still hoping
for Skip Hicks
to reclaim the starting job in Washington.
So, let's use the fact that Mark
Brunell failed to score at home against the expansion Cleveland Browns
this week as our sign that it's time for a fantasy wake-up call. True,
Brunell left early with a rib injury, but even Akili
Smith threw two TDs against this team last week.
Here is a list of players who should be replaced, benched or at least
watched with some scrutiny. I normally don't like to focus on the negative,
but sometimes it takes a Bulldozer to stop you from continually hitting
that fantasy snooze button.
Note: My apologies if your entire fantasy team appears on this
list. Remember, there's a lot of football left and this league is full
of surprises.
QUARTERBACK
Kordell Stewart,
Pittsburgh
Yes, he's a talented athlete. No, he's not a reliable passer. The potential
is huge, but Kevin Gilbride is not turning Stewart into a top gun. If anything,
he has regressed behind center this year. If they ever move him back to
WR, grab him. In the meantime, go find a consistent signal caller who will
get you some yards and TDs.
Trent Dilfer,
Tampa Bay
If coach Tony Dungy had simply benched Dilfer, there might be a good
fantasy sleeper on this team. As it stands, though, Dungy has decided to
solve the problem by reducing the passing game to an afterthought. Dilfer
has never been able to get the ball downfield consistently, and that trend
isn't going to reverse this year.
Chris Chandler,
Atlanta
No one questions Chandler's ability, but it is clear now that he is
just too frail to be relied upon. You simply can't afford to play a quarterback
who only plays two to three quarters every other week. Even a poor quarterback
who plays four quarters will give you better numbers this year.
Steve Young,
San Francisco
Waiting for a decision from Young about retiring could be one of those
pitfalls that drags your fantasy team down this year. Unless you have a
starter who's tearing up the league, or there's just no one to pick up,
let Young decide his future from someone else's bench.
Mark Brunell,
Jacksonville
Could Brunell still bounce back and starting finding the end zone again?
Of course. He's in a weak division and has talented receivers Jimmy
Smith and Keenan
McCardell to help him out. The problem is that the Jaguars have an
exceptional running game with James
Stewart and (allegedly) Fred
Taylor and are winning without a strong passing game, particularly
in the passing TD department. At best, let Brunell rebound on your bench.
Jon Kitna,
Seattle
While Kitna has put together a couple of nice games, the Seahawks are
definitely in an offensive funk. While their stance with holdout Joey
Galloway can be commended, they clearly miss him in the lineup. With
Ricky Watters
also struggling, don't count on Kitna for much more than average returns
at quarterback this year.
RUNNING BACK
Karim Abdul-Jabbar,
Miami
Karim may have put off the inevitable for a few games, but in the end
it was definitely the inevitable. Cecil
Collins may not be doing any better, but coach Jimmy Johnson has moved
in that direction, going so far as to inactive a healthy Abdul-Jabbar.
He's not worth a fantasy spot.
Fred Lane,
Carolina
Lane has been Carolina's insurance policy while the more talented Tim
Biakabutuka has worked through injuries. Now that Biakabutuka is the
man, Lane is simply a backup. Napoleon
Kaufman, Oakland
Despite his nice yardage totals this week, the Raiders are getting
more from power back Tyrone
Wheatley. Specifically, they now score rushing touchdowns. Look for
Kaufman to continue to get some carries, but not enough to be a scoring
threat or to be worthy of a fantasy start.
Skip Hicks,
Washington
If Hicks is still on your roster, don't read too much into his carries
and TD Sunday night. It will take some Washington blowouts for Hicks to
get many carries while Stephen
Davis is around.
Warrick Dunn,
Tampa Bay
Yes, he's the starting running back on a team that loves to run the
ball. However, as the lack of a passing game allows defenses to stack up
against the run, Dunn will find it harder and harder to gain yards consistently.
Besides, Mike Alstott
gets everything around the goal line. Dunn may break off a few highlight
runs, but not enough to help your fantasy team.
Barry Sanders,
Detroit
Sorry, but even if Sanders were to come back now, he would have a hard
time gelling with any offense to be an effective fantasy player this year.
Time to let him go and move on.
Adrian Murrell,
Arizona
Something tells me that the absence of Jake
Plummer isn't going to make things any easier for Murrell, who is already
struggling. Couple this with a coaching staff that replaces him at the
goal line, and it doesn't look good.
Ricky Williams,
New Orleans
Until the Saints are able to scare any defense through the air, Williams
looks like a three-yards-per-carry kind of guy this year. Let him prove
his fantasy worth from your bench.
WIDE RECEIVER
Joey Galloway,
Seattle
See Barry Sanders
above. Galloway's return this year doesn't seem at all likely, and his
fantasy value to you if he does may not be that much. Don't wait for him
to sign while other receivers could be helping your team.
Frank Sanders,
Arizona
In the same boat as teammate Rob
Moore, the loss of Jake
Plummer isn't the right recipe to turn around the passing game in Arizona.
He is strictly bench material for the time being.
Jake Reed,
Minnesota
Reed is one of those tough calls in fantasy football. Technically,
he's a bench player on a great offensive team and would be starting on
any other team. As far as fantasy is concerned, you should be able to find
a starter on another team who will give you more.
Chris Calloway,
Atlanta
Without Jamal
Anderson and a consistently healthy quarterback, neither Calloway nor
speedsters Terance
Mathis or Tim
Dwight will produce consistently. They're both good for a few yards
and an occasional score, but not much else.
J.J. Stokes,
San Francisco
In a similar situation to Jake
Reed, Stokes is waiting to step in when Jerry
Rice fades into the sunset. With Steve
Young's future now in jeopardy, it's getting less likely that Stokes
will get his chance to shine this year.
Bert Emanuel,
Tampa Bay
Even if Emanuel, Reidel
Anthony, and Jacquez
Green are healthy, they still don't have a quarterback who can get
them the ball or a coach who really wants to try. Stay away from the Bucs'
passing game until the situation changes.
BULLDOZER AWARD
In the spirit of not overlooking our strong-footed workhorses, this
week's Bulldozer Award goes to Lions kicker Jason
Hanson. In a defining divisional game against the Vikings, Detroit's
inconsistent offense needed all six of Hanson's field goals, including
boots of 47 and 48 yards in the fourth quarter, to hold off Minnesota's
comeback. Kickers such as Hanson, Olindo
Mare, and Mike
Hollis are proving to be true offensive weapons for their respective
teams this year.