| QUARTERBACKS | TEAM | Point Total |
| Culpepper, Daunte - (Vikings) | The Ends | 70 |
| Gannon, Rich - (Raiders) | Turf Munchers | 56 |
| Warner, Kurt - (Rams) | Boo Boo's Boomers | 56 |
| Garcia, Jeff - (49ers) | Barn Yard Scum | 48 |
| King, Shaun - (Buccaneers) | Black Knights | 48 |
| McNown, Cade - (Bears) | Revolting Cocks | 39 |
| Favre, Brett - (Packers) | F.W. Grunts | 32 |
| Brunell, Mark - (Jaguars) | G5's | 30 |
| McNabb, Donovan - (Eagles) | Virgin Brides | 28 |
| Batch, Charlie - (Lions) | Rude Dogs | 27 |
| Grbac, Elvis - (Chiefs) | Big Birds | 27 |
| Johnson, Rob - (Bills) | Willard's Warriors | 27 |
| Banks, Tony - (Ravens) | Latina's NutCrackers | 25 |
| Griese, Brian - (Broncos) | MudSluts | 25 |
| Bledsoe, Drew - (Patriots) | G5's | 21 |
| Johnson, Brad - (Redskins) | Virgin Brides | 18 |
| Beuerlein, Steve - (Panthers) | Barn Yard Scum | 15 |
| Aikman, Troy - (Cowboys) | Rasta Men | 12 |
| Chandler, Chris - (Falcons) | Big Birds | 12 |
| Fiedler, Jay - (Dolphins) | Boo Boo's Boomers | 12 |
| Manning, Peyton - (Colts) | MudSluts | 9 |
| Collins, Kerry - (Giants) | Turf Munchers | 6 |
| Flutie, Doug - (Bills) | Revolting Cocks | 6 |
| Green, Trent - (Rams) | Rasta Men | 6 |
| McNair, Steve - (Titans) | Hustling Holsteins | 6 |
| Testaverde, Vinny - (Jets) | The Ends | 4 |
| Blake, Jeff - (Saints) | Black Knights | 3 |
| Plummer, Jake - (Cardinals) | Willard's Warriors | 3 |
| Cunningham, Randall - (Cowboys) | Rasta Men | 0 |
| Dilfer, Trent - (Ravens) | Big Birds | 0 |
| George, Jeff - (Vikings) | Rude Dogs | 0 |
| Pedersen, Doug - (Browns) | F.W. Grunts | 0 |
| Smith, Akili - (Bengals) | Latina's NutCrackers | 0 |